On your last day the bank puts a stop on your card, as it detects suspicious activity because you have spent THAT MUCH on M&S cheese and onion sandwiches.
The kind lady in Amigo calmly comes after you to tell you your card didn't work, knowing exactly where she would find you, as you do the same route every morning in your PJ's and slippers.
The sweet guy in M&S tells you all about his Tinder dates.
The doctors hug you.
The nurses cheer as you finally walk out the door, taking your little dude home at last.
Today is a good day x
